nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

(Source: reinapepiada)

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

bestrooftalkever:

BABY HUSKY HOWLING BABY HUSKY HOWLING BABY HUSKY HOWLING BABY HUSKY HOWLING BABY HUSKY HOWLING BABY HUSKY HOWLING BABY HUSKY HOWLING BABY HUSKY HOWLING BABY HUSKY HOWLING BABY HUSKY HOWLING

yokodefender:

the chosen one

yokodefender:

the chosen one

egberts:

astrolopy:

egberts:

do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on

no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.

oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

thisisb:

It’s funny how someone who was just a stranger last year,
can mean so much to you now. 

It’s terrible that someone who meant so much to you last year,
can be just a stranger now.

It’s amazing what a year can do

trillaryclinton:

loveniaimani:

blessedbeyoundmeasure15:

pimpkage:

chubby-jean:

camerapits:

saintimpala:

OH MY GOD

OH

MY GOD

wHAT

…I’m not touching that pizza…

Oh LAWD

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perfect gif usage

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mishamallow:


Haters’ reactions to Jared’s tweet.

And my personal favorite, although not coming from a hater:
mishamallow:


Haters’ reactions to Jared’s tweet.

And my personal favorite, although not coming from a hater:
mishamallow:


Haters’ reactions to Jared’s tweet.

And my personal favorite, although not coming from a hater:
mishamallow:


Haters’ reactions to Jared’s tweet.

And my personal favorite, although not coming from a hater:

mishamallow:

Haters’ reactions to Jared’s tweet.

And my personal favorite, although not coming from a hater:

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes