lovingtroylerthings:

tylerselfieface:

callieolliegail:

This is very important.

To all my followers who self harm. Do this, for me please.

It can save you physical pain.

This helped me so much.

(Source: -trillium-)

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

blackrosewicth:

YOU DONT KNOW HOW LONG I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

(Source: jumpingpuddles)

thegreatgherkin87:

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

I just had this kind of conversation with my family over dinner tonight

jaclcfrost:

hipsterwatson:

jaclcfrost:

you could put every character i like in a room and yell “hey asshole” and probably 99% of them would look up

and at least 50% of them would respond with a smartass remark

more like 99%

clubpenguln:

it’s hard to compliment guys on how they look because you can only really say cute, but i wish there was like a “beautiful” for guys because handsome sounds weird, like handsome is something that an old lady would say to her nephew or something

gamsee:

forevertheuke:

ipissedinyourmountaindew:

Real satellite imagery from NASA

We are killing out planet.

No
That’s just the united stated photoshopped on the moon.

no thats our dying planet have some respect

paintedprintedpaper:

deductionhunters:

preservingsanity:

totallycumberbatched:

soufflenatural:

 

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Or someone who knows they can write and loves to write but never writes because they’re lazy and they spend so much time on this fucking website

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(Source: moriartys-stolen-tardis)

a-trex:

Shrek / Breaking Bad Parallel. Truly both masterpieces. a-trex:

Shrek / Breaking Bad Parallel. Truly both masterpieces. a-trex:

Shrek / Breaking Bad Parallel. Truly both masterpieces. a-trex:

Shrek / Breaking Bad Parallel. Truly both masterpieces. a-trex:

Shrek / Breaking Bad Parallel. Truly both masterpieces. a-trex:

Shrek / Breaking Bad Parallel. Truly both masterpieces. a-trex:

Shrek / Breaking Bad Parallel. Truly both masterpieces. a-trex:

Shrek / Breaking Bad Parallel. Truly both masterpieces.

a-trex:

Shrek / Breaking Bad Parallel. Truly both masterpieces.

lucimoosey:

theoriginallozer:

dudewheresmypie:

lucimoosey:

lucimoosey:

lucimoosey:

lucimoosey:

Okay, let’s try something

Supernatural

Supernatural

Supernatural

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oh. my. GAWD

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secretlymisha:

here we go again

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

(Source: sofunnyimcryan)

afghangster:

people romanticize growing up in the 90s but we had our struggles 

(Source: 0ver-doze)