It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.
it’s hard to compliment guys on how they look because you can only really say cute, but i wish there was like a “beautiful” for guys because handsome sounds weird, like handsome is something that an old lady would say to her nephew or something
Shrek / Breaking Bad Parallel. Truly both masterpieces.
here we go again
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world