this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

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this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

Tony/Ziva + tumblr textposts (pt 2)

Tony/Ziva + tumblr textposts (pt 2)


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let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

by Fall Out Boy


People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.

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  • 13 year old: I'm so old and cool!! I'm gonna be able to do so much in 3 years when I'm 16! Look how old and cool I am!! I'm not a child!! I can do everything on my own!
  • 17 year old: I am very much a child and I am very scared about what my life is gonna be in the next few years someone please make me grilled cheese and tomato soup so i can sob into it



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why does this not have more notes holy crap you are definitely ready

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i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck


so I was watching supernatural with the subtitles on and then..

You too, Booby


I’m so done.

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Inspired by X

Inspired by X

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are u ever mean as fuck in ur head and u aint wanna be and u’d never say it out loud but that one voice in ur head is a total asshole and u feel bad for even thinking it and u wonder if thats how u rly are


like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand up and shout “MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!” i was really ahead of my time

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A very important gifset depicting the hottest stare down ever on television.

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